Farts are always funny so either one is good.

I'd rather have a hand twice it's normal size, but only if it's the left (fretting) hand.

Would you rather ride a real polar bear or a stuffed polar bear?

First: this is so funny that you started this game b/c I was just shopping board games last night and ALMOST bought the "Would you Rather" board game, before I decided it's easier to do it for free by making up our own questions.  I think I'll save the questions you guys come up with and make my own "at home" game  :)

I'd rather drive limos - and hope to see some famous people!

Would you rather - have Friday off every week for a month, or take 4 days off in one week?

i'd rather learn Karate - It's good exercise, and who knows when I'll ever need to know another language (have had no use for my 5.5 years of Spanish yet!)

Would you rather.... spend thanksgiving with family... or go to someplace nice and warm on the beach?

Feet: they're further away from my nose!

Would you rather get a pay raise or a tax break?

Aerosmith. I never could get into the Bee Gees.

Would you rather spend a week in Tahiti cleaning restrooms, or spend a day on Maui collecting lava samples?

I'll take the bike. Somehow, I find the image of an old grey haired fattish kinda ugly guy skipping down Florida Ave. at 6:00 A.M. a bit Monty Pythonish, but I'd rather watch it than do it!

Would you rather: Walk naked through a busy airport terminal at noon, or sift through a mountain of garbage looking for a lost thumb drive with irreplaceable files on it?

EWWW.  I'd rather do the garbage picking I guess :)  I could do it without getting dirty - I'm good like that!  Just give me some long shovels and tools, wouldn't even have to touch it.

Would you rather - reformat your computer without saving anything or let everyone in the world have access to your files?

Clown, even though they scare me! d;-)

Would you rather: take a swim in Lake Vostok or spend a month (January) in Siberia?

A month in Siberia - I can handle it :)

Would you rather, READ A REVIEW WRITTEN LIKE THIS or read a review written like this?

David Letterman b/c Pee Wee is creepy :)

Would you rather... sleep an entire weekend away or party an entire weekend away (no breaks)?

Nagging MIL (I'm not married!) Har!

Would you rather sleep on a bed of nails sans pajamas or walk 100 feet of hot coals in highly flammable fuzzy bunny slippers?

DUISparky said…

Nagging MIL (I'm not married!) Har!

Would you rather sleep on a bed of nails sans pajamas or walk 100 feet of hot coals in highly flammable fuzzy bunny slippers?

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I don't know who to reply to - there are two, so I'll do both :)

DUI - hot coals all the way - cause that could be over quick where as the nails thing is usually SLOW and drawn out.

Gigi - I'll take the money ;)  Who needs friends when you got a husband and family - you didn't say no famiy ;)  Gotcha!

Would you rather.... where contacts for the rest of your life or get eye surgery that MIGHT last the rest of your life?

Eye surgery because if it doesn't last the rest of my life then I could resort to contacts.

Would you rather be born blind and think about what you are missing or be born with sight and then go blind and know what you are missing?

Ooooh this is a tough one.....Born Blind I couldn't handle knowing what I was missing!

Would you rather be stuck in a cage full of Lions or a pit full of rattlesnakes?

Umm...the cage of lions because one look at me and they would say she's too boney ;+)  God saved Daniel in the lion's den so he could watch over me--got bit twice this summer by a snake so I'm not going there again :~{

Would you rather be stuck in a broken down elevator alone or with someone you didn't know?