I guess I'm the only one who wears T-shirts a lot, mostly ones I get on vacation.  How about your favorite bumpersticker?

Well my kids had one say Honey and the other said Mooners:) But I saw one the other day. The guy had a prosthetic and his shirt said

Freedon is never free and I paid the price.

Jo said…

Well my kids had one say Honey and the other said Mooners:) But I saw one the other day. The guy had a prosthetic and his shirt said

Freedon is never free and I paid the price.

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Wow...that really says a lot, doesn't it?

One of the best T-shirts I ever saw wasn't very original or even very funny, but the fact that the guy wore a shirt that said "Rehab is for Quitters" to the drug and alcohol treatment group I ran made it stick in my memory!

My absolute favorite T-shirt I have is a slogan that might be a little offensive to some on this forum so i will go with my second favorite that I own.

It's a black t-shirt, fitted and all it says is "what"

"Freedom is never free and I paid the price"

There is a lesson in that for sure!

I know I've probably said this before but I love the tee shirt slogan:

"If you're lucky enough to be an American, you're lucky enough."

But my REAL favorite is:

"Exercise, eat right, die anyway!" 

AnnaBanana said…

I know I've probably said this before but I love the tee shirt slogan:

"If you're lucky enough to be an American, you're lucky enough."

But my REAL favorite is:

"Exercise, eat right, die anyway!" 

 

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Yes and "Life is short, eat dessert first" Not sure that's a bumper sticker but it should be!

Great topic for me to find today... My MIL just gave me a shirt today that says on the front "Save Your Drama" on the back "For Your Mama"

This is sooo appropriate for what's been going on at my work lately.  If only it wouldn't start smelling if I wore it everyday this week.

At the time it was funny. Back in High School one of my closes friends, kept complaining about how small she was, that she didn't need a bra. We were at the mall, they would have those small shops in the middle. We stopped in one time. They had all these different types of sayings, and would put them on whatever color shirt you wanted and size. We saw on the said "Itty Bitty Titty Commitee" and laughed. Guess what I got her that Christmas....she laughed, and wore it a few times.

Oh, I can't post what it says.  Suffice to say, I saw it on a homeless gentleman down at the Texas coast when I was on Spring Break in high school back in the 70's.  It's very blunt and to the point, but I can't post it.  Just trying to be polite.

I do want that "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" T-shirt Darlyn63

Hugs not Drugs is my favorite t-shirt slogan

Well it's been about (cough cough) 40 years but does anyone remember Make Love Not War??

Jo said…

Well my kids had one say Honey and the other said Mooners:) But I saw one the other day. The guy had a prosthetic and his shirt said

Freedon is never free and I paid the price.

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What a statement!

Hi,  I guess I'll have to see if she still has it after 30yrs....lol...Doubt it though. She got me one..."So many Men, so little time". ...lol..now that one is funny because no guys asked me out in High School. Well from my school anyhow. My hubby went to a different High School.

If you really want a shirt...I could always make one...Gravity always wins when they are real, and you've had kids. 

"Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues."

I've only seen this once on a bumper sticker...

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

OldHippie said…

I've only seen this once on a bumper sticker...

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

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I'm beginning to think that is too true to be funny...  :(

I'm sure you all know

If a man says something in the middle of the woods, and his wife isnt there to hear it.....is he still wrong?

dmlichnerowicz said…

Jo said…

Well my kids had one say Honey and the other said Mooners:) But I saw one the other day. The guy had a prosthetic and his shirt said

Freedon is never free and I paid the price.

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Wow...that really says a lot, doesn't it?

One of the best T-shirts I ever saw wasn't very original or even very funny, but the fact that the guy wore a shirt that said "Rehab is for Quitters" to the and alcohol treatment group I ran made it stick in my memory!

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dmlichnerowics, I hope it doesn't offend you, but I think that quote is hilarious.  Of course in a serious manner, that is totally disappointing and frustrating, but if we can laugh at it, it's hilarious!

Hopefully this doesn't offend everyone, but I think it's hilarious. 

"Work harder, people on welfare depend on you!"

OldHippie said…

I've only seen this once on a bumper sticker...

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

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good one young man ;)  How about this I saw on a bumper sticker, it would make a good t-shirt slogan also: 

"My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma"

And yes Thistooshallpass19 - I've seen that one too, it's not offensive to me, in fact I agree wholeheartedly :)

I saw this bumpersticker today:

Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas

How true!

One of my favorites is on a pepto bismol pink T-shirt and it says

BARBIE,  THAT B*TCH HAS EVERYTHING !

ooh I like that one and yes, he probably is ;)  lol

i have one that says: i make this shirt look good

I like my jeeping T-shirt.

"Sit down. Shut up. Hang on."

I also like one on a hat on a cartoon called "Squidbilles".

"Too Funk To Druck".

That may be my favorite if cartoon hats count.

When I was a kid I had a T-Shirt that read:

"The bus leaves at noon - be under it."

My dad thought it was pretty funny.

Saw a funny one yesterday that was a new one...

Kid's T-Shirt on a 3 year old

"I still live with my parents."

This was on a bumper sticker but it was my all-time fave:

"Still pissed at Yoko."

--Bob (a Beatles fan)

I saw a funny bumper sticker the other day, it read " What Would Scooby Do"?

and this one...

"Politician's and diapers need to be changed for the same reason".