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Eyerater Fort Myers, FL posts: 42
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posted on December 16, 2008 at 02:19PM Inappropriate? Quote Reply
Some of the most creative humor in America shows up on t-shirts and bumper stickers.

One of my favorites is "Trust the Government? Ask and Indian."

How 'bout you? Seen any good ones lately?

Oh, yeah, "clean" good ones?
replies: 13 latest post: December 28, 2008 at 05:29PM by GigiandAdonai
  • DUISparky
  • 5280, CO
  • posts: 604
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posted on December 16, 2008 at 02:58PM
 

"I voted for Monica Lewenski's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife."

"Mind like a steel trap: Rusty and illegal in 37 states."

"I brake for cats! And if I miss, I back up."

"Get off my tail or I'll flick boogers on your windshield."

"Hey idiot! You're driving a car, not a phone booth!"

"If you ate pasta and antipasto would you still be hungry?"

"Dislexics of the world: Untie!"

  • MikeMaroon
  • Chattanooga, TN
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posted on December 16, 2008 at 03:00PM
 
How about a coffee cup?

"Homicide Division.  Our day begins when yours ends."
  • jasyjen
  • Jacksonville, NC
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posted on December 16, 2008 at 03:39PM
 
On a meat company truck.  "Nobody beats our meat."      I laughed awhile over that one.
  • Eyerater
  • Fort Myers, FL
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posted on December 17, 2008 at 06:25PM
 
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • Meri
  • Upstate, NY
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posted on December 17, 2008 at 07:12PM
 
Horn Broken: Watch for Finger

Jesus is Coming: Look Busy!

Don't Steal: The Government doesn't like Competition

Gun Control is Using Both Hands

My 401K is now my 101K

If pro is the opposite of con- is progress the opposite of congress?

  • GigiandAdonai
  • Luvs2Dance, SC
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posted on December 21, 2008 at 02:21PM
 

The only thing wrong with the car is the loose nut between the steering wheel and the driver's seat.

Warning: In case of the rapture this vehicle will be vacated.

If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my butt!

T-shirt: In the beginning when the world was Young and Restless, the Lord said, "You are All MY Children.  Let me be your Guiding Light and I will take you to Another World."

Bumper sticker on a mercedes: Face it!  Even in your dreams I win!

 

  • Reviewer11
  • :D, CA
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posted on December 26, 2008 at 07:06AM
 
I had a license plate made for my brother's car years ago and it said: "The closer you get, the slower I go." :P The guy who made it for me laughed.
  • vivasuzi
  • Livonia, MI
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posted on December 26, 2008 at 08:47PM
 

I love that one Reviewer11 !!!  I sometimes wish I had a button I could push that would pop up a sign that said something like back off, or something more creative :)  I hate ppl who drive close!

I can't think of any right now, but I get those random gift magazines at times and see tons of shirts that make me laugh... anyone got one of those, go pull it out and post some of the funny ones :)

  • Reviewer11
  • :D, CA
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posted on December 27, 2008 at 05:56AM
 
LOL, thanks! :D


  • GigiandAdonai
  • Luvs2Dance, SC
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posted on December 27, 2008 at 07:07PM
 

T-shirt at Bike Week:  The sentence is upside down and says, "If you can read this please pick me up and put me back on my bike."

My brother is a fan of the Big Dog t's and got me several at the Daytona Bike Week:

If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me.

I'd like to help you but I can't fix stupid.

BTW: I wear those shirts on casual day at the office.  Someone once said that I'm so cute I can get by with that when others never could ;+)  I feel special ;+)

We could make R11 or Chrissy a t-shirt that says, "Air Biscuits 'rise' to the occasion."

  • Reviewer11
  • :D, CA
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posted on December 28, 2008 at 11:13AM
 
LOL!!! How about "'Air Biscuits' are a leading cause of gas asphyxiation."

HA HAHA! **wipes tears away      LOL!!!
  • Eyerater
  • Fort Myers, FL
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posted on December 28, 2008 at 12:10PM
 
Not actually a T-shirt or bumber sticker, but a website theme line ( I can't remember which web site - so much for effectiveness):

"F-ing the ineffable" I'm still chuckling.
  • GigiandAdonai
  • Luvs2Dance, SC
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posted on December 28, 2008 at 05:29PM
 

Hukt on foniks workt for me!

Is that your face or did your butt throw up?

Sometimes I miss my wife but my aim's getting better.

If you want breakfast in bed.  Sleep in the kitchen.

I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

They lied: Hard work has killed a lot of people.

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