Any good Dirty Santa gift ideas?

 
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AngelaWLaFon Big Island, VA posts: 120
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posted on September 01, 2008 at 08:24PM Inappropriate? Quote Reply
Does anyone have any good Dirty Santa gift ideas?  I've ended up with a bag of coal (what am I going to do with this?) and a mug of Christmas candy that may have been 6 years old.  I've seen people go after Preparation H, massage oil and odor eaters but I want some new ideas this year.  Thanks. Angela
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posted on September 02, 2008 at 09:41AM
 

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posted on September 03, 2008 at 05:36PM
 
In response to LisaCarey's post from September 02 2008 09:41AM
Awesome ideas Lisa.  Would I really make it to the party if I had those on hand?  hmmmm....
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posted on September 03, 2008 at 10:16PM
 
isnt that the whole idea?  wink wink
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posted on September 05, 2008 at 10:48AM
 
Whenever I can't figure out what to get someone I just pick up a small vibrator for them. I may get some embarrassed expressions when they open the gift but no one has ever complained later ^_^
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posted on November 01, 2008 at 03:58PM
 

One year for Christmas I got my husband..... ummmmm.....emotion lotion.  Okay, that's embarrassing, but it's was pretty successful!  Or a book on massage and some massage oil.  That's a nice idea too.

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posted on November 01, 2008 at 04:48PM
 
A woman can never have too many vibrators...You can get him you...with a bow on and nothing else...thats always been a favorite of my husbands..
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posted on November 01, 2008 at 04:54PM
 
LUSH makes a bath bomb called SEX BOMB.
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posted on November 02, 2008 at 12:33PM
 
KY has "Yours + Mine", the commercials are funny.
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posted on November 02, 2008 at 01:46PM
 
In response to LadyMagic's post from November 02 2008 12:33PM
LadyMagic said…
KY has "Yours + Mine", the commercials are funny.

I love these commericals!  The Mom & Dad trying to rip off their clothes as fast as they can........ you've gotta get a little when you can.  LOL
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posted on November 02, 2008 at 03:12PM
 
Sexy costumes can be fun too. Some websites even have scripts for roleplaying.
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posted on November 07, 2008 at 08:36AM
 
lol I really neant Dirty Santa, like a white elephant exchange party, but wow, you ladies have really offered some hot ideas for home.
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posted on November 08, 2008 at 03:34PM
 
In response to AngelaWLaFon's post from November 07 2008 08:36AM
awlafon said…
lol I really neant Dirty Santa, like a white elephant exchange party, but wow, you ladies have really offered some hot ideas for home.
So back to the licorice coal. Ok how about the pooping reindeer - it poops out little candies like m&ms.
posted on November 27, 2008 at 03:50PM
 
I found this while shopping for my father.  He's not a very good golfer, he could really use this.  It's pretty affordable considering the price of other golf clubs.

http://www.bigdaddydriver.com
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posted on December 18, 2008 at 12:53AM
 
In response to LadyMagic's post from November 08 2008 03:34PM
LadyMagic said…
awlafon said…
lol I really neant Dirty Santa, like a white elephant exchange party, but wow, you ladies have really offered some hot ideas for home.


So back to the licorice coal. Ok how about the pooping reindeer - it poops out little candies like m&ms.

OK will I ever look at the deer (or the deer poop?) in my yard the same again?  Do they really make this?  Should you review it?  Thank you Lady Magic for the suggestion!  This category has opened up cans of worms (and all sorts of other things!!!). 
posted on December 18, 2008 at 06:05PM
 

A few years ago we had a gift exchange and someone ended up with one of those fly traps that you hang from the ceiling. That thing that looks like a roll of film with glue on it! Somebody might get a laugh out of that.

posted on December 18, 2008 at 06:05PM
 

A few years ago we had a gift exchange and someone ended up with one of those fly traps that you hang from the ceiling. That thing that looks like a roll of film with glue on it! Somebody might get a laugh out of that.

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