/\ is picture perfect

<--wears glasses too

\/ is picture ready at some time or another.

^ breaks cameras 

< broke ANOTHER nail

V breaks records

/\ should watch her nails.

<-- can't believe LSU lost

V likes watching paint dry

/\ should stop peering into my windows

< loves to watch finger nail polish dry, but I totally get the confusion of /\

\/ is excited

^ is right!

< is excited to be going to a couple of fall festivals tomorrow.

V will soon be going to bed.

/\ is right

< is preparing to go to bed as I type

\/ wears hats to bed

^ doesn't realize that if I wore a hat with this hair, my nightsweats might be MURDER

<~~~~ just put socks on with her chaklas (sandals) because she's cold this a.m.

V is eating something warm & delicious and wants to share it with me~!

/\ is more than welcome to share scrapple and eggs

<--Has to work at 11:00 a.m.

\/ doesn't eat scrapple.

/\ so true, never got the scrapple thing, thoug I tried

< I understand Grits though

\/ is planning a feast for  later today

^ will include her grits with the feast I'm planning.

<~~~~~~~~ doesn't know what "scrapple" is ?

V is writing reviews like crazy ;)

^ making a face when she actually tries scrapple

< doesn't eat liver

v loves liver and onions

^ Is paying for my trip to Italy

< Needs to walk the dog

v Is playing hooky from work 

/\ would rather walk the dog than work

< knows what scrapple is-- it is organ meats and grits in a solid block that is often pan fried for breakfast. Popular in Philadelphia.

\/ will not sleep thinking of scrapple

^ is well-versed in cuisine and many other things.

<~~~~ LOVES liver and onions, but I'll just have my grits on the side while singing "Grits Ain't Groceries" (google it)

V likes their grits with lots of butta

^ has my slippers...brrrr

<~~~ wishes she just would have the damn hot flash and get it over with LOL

V stole my liver and onions.

/\ knows my eating habits too well

< enjoying the aforementioned liver and onions while wearing said fuzzy slippers

\/ will have a very lucky day today

/\ has up a new profile pic

<-- still has the same one

V should change theirs

^ hasn't looked at anyone's profile or reviews in hours

< 2nd cup of coffee time

V  should NOT look in the mirror today

/\ doesn't have any mirrors

<- doesn't need to look in the mirror

V should consider plastic surgery

^ loves what plastic surgery did for her

< hmm... that tummy could use a tuck.

V wouldn't want to change a thing

/\ Should never think about changing herself!

<-- wouldn't dare get plastic surgery

V needs to write more reviews

/\ needs to buy more products to review

< reviewing products like a mad woman

\/ wishes the could review their dreams

^ believes dreams are reality but sees people to talk about this belief

< has a healthy relationship with reality

V   believes reality is over-rated

^ makes his own reality

< questions what is real

V doesn't care if it's real as long as its real good

^ oh man, another person who pegged me right on.

<~~~ has nothing to eat except espresso, mayo & some stale bread

V is making me a sandwich including all 3

/\ is enjoying the mayo sandwich with expresso tappinade-- really more of a bruschetta as I artfully crafted the stale bread to look like a baguette

< is enjoying her happy lamp

\/ is planning some naked activity for later today

/\ secretly wants to watch my naked activity

<-- didn't visit in two days

\/ would rather be naked

^ spent the last two days filming her naked activity

< puts on a sweater to cover her goose bumps

V works on their tan in any temperature

/\ confused my natural golden glow for a tan

< gave up tanning years ago in favor or laser hair removal, the two dont mix well

\/ is a nudist around the house