July 26, 2010 Miscellaneous 145 comments
People love -- and more often, love to hate -- As Seen on TV products. They're the mostly cheap and goofy items, from Ab Force to Zorbeez, you see advertised on TV late at night. A true American institution, As Seen on TV commercials are parodied on YouTube, and their pitchmen have become national celebrities.
We have thousands of reviews of these products on Viewpoints, so as a public service we wanted to tell our users which ones are the worst. We waded through online reviews and expert opinions of the more than 2,000 (yes, 2,000!) of these gimmicky goodies to find out which ones are the crud of the crop.
In addition to evaluating the average scores these products received at Viewpoints and Amazon, we also considered the creativity of the anger in the reviews because we felt anyone who took that much time and effort to slam something must be really, really disappointed.
So enjoy -- and perhaps beware of these Top 10 Worst As Seen on TV products (listed in alphabetical order).

Bra Baby ($20)
Sales Pitch
"The best way to baby your bra! BraBABY is a unique patented device that will protect padded bras in the washing machine."
Trash Talk
"I call it: Bras of mass destruction! This piece of junk is useless. Unless you wear training bras, forget it."
-- Paw Print on Amazon
"Easy to use ... but useless. It makes a great baseball/football/basketball if you want to toss, kick or hit it in the trash can where it belongs."
-- Ayak on Amazon

Digi Draw ($25)
Sales Pitch
"The ultimate tracing product! Just place and trace -- it's so easy."
Trash Talk
"NOT As seen on TV! My 7 year old saw the ads for DigiDraw and drove me absolutely crazy until Christmas rolled around last year. The look of excitement and happiness on his face as he unwrapped this toy was short-lived. It was nearly impossible to assemble. The time and patience it required to 'trace' just a straight line was too much for an adult let alone a 7 year old."
-- D. Goodale on Amazon
"Duped by TV magic. Impossible. The people who wrote good reviews for this product must be trying to sell it. Trash ... trash ... trash."
-- The Watcher on Amazon

Emery Cat ($20)
Sales Pitch
"No more cutting nails -- cats groom while they play!" The emery board is "infused with irresistible catnip."
Trash Talk
"3 out of 3 cats hate this [scratch] post."
-- SKY2110 on Amazon
"My cat stepped on the edge, the whole thing flipped up towards her face, and she scrambled to get away as fast as she could. Game over."
-- R. Tapley on Amazon

Infinity Razor ($3.50)
Sales Pitch
"Thanks to an incredible high-tech process that fuses steel with tungsten carbide, the Infinity Razor has blades so sharp, so strong, so durable they never get dull."
Trash Talk
"Wow, can I REALLY get an uncomfortable shave FOREVER?!?"
-- Roxann831 on Viewpoints
"DULL AS DIRT, HURTS WALLET AND FACE"
-- Brian on Amazon
"Worse than worthless -- probably a little hazardous."
-- JPS on Amazon

Kidz Bop ($12-18)
Sales Pitch
"Today's biggest songs. Sung by kids for kids."
Trash Talk
"Do fingernails on a chalkboard make you cringe? You'll be praying to hear the sweet sounds of them clawing their way ever so slowly down 100 chalkboards once you hear the GOD AWFUL tunes."
-- Jasyjen on Viewpoints
"Kids SUCK. These kids can not sing! It's a pathetic moneymaking ploy! Listening to them actually HURTS."
-- A. Pianetta on Amazon

Package Shark Pro ($12)
Sales Pitch
"Stop fighting and struggling with all those hard to open plastic packages. Package Shark Pro zips though packaging in seconds!"
Trash Talk
"Basically I paid over $14 including shipping for a razor blade. The product arrives in the type of packaging it is supposed to open. Using my own scissors, I carefully extracted the product and then tested it on its own package. It did not work at all."
-- Margaret on Amazon
"You're going to OVERPAY, basically, for a razor blade that you can buy for under a dollar at any store. The only difference is ... the razor blade will work."
-- Robert on Amazon

Smooth Away ($5.50)
Sales Pitch
"Discovered In Europe! Removes Hair Instantly and Pain Free." (Made in China.)
Trash Talk
"Smooth away? Are you kidding me? Throw it away is more like it!"
-- lopine on Viewpoints
"If you want pain just poke yourself in the eye, at least that's free."
-- Luoja on Amazon
"This product is such a joke. You really could do the same thing with sandpaper."
-- B. Lee on Amazon

Steam Buddy ($25)
Sales Pitch
"Put the power of your dry cleaner in your hands."
Trash Talk
"The only thing that will be steamed is you if you buy the Steam Buddy!"
-- LP on Amazon
"The thing spits and sputters water all over the garment and the wrinkles are still there!"
-- Gigi on Amazon
"The Steam Buddy is a steaming ... piece of crap."
-- W.E. Coyote on Amazon

Ultimate Voice Coach ($45)
Sales Pitch
"Master Professional Singing Techniques At Home."
Trash Talk
"CIGARETTES HAVE HEALTH WARNINGS, SO SHOULD THIS DVD?"
-- M.J. on Amazon
"You have a better chance of learning how to sing by going out and watching the drunks at karaoke."
-- Melissa on Amazon
"This is very very bad, my teacher told me to use the DVD disc as a frisbee, it would be a better use for this DVD. So, I have practiced frisbee and I am trying to hit the trash can."
-- A Kid on Amazon
Zorbeez ($15)
Sales Pitch
"The Amazing Multi-Purpose Cloth"
Trash Talk
"What a joke! Zorbeez wouldn't take the sweat off 27 gnats. It just spreads the water around. ... Zorbeez are cash in the trash!"
-- Alysia on Amazon
"What a joke. I have to admit I'm a sucker for 'As Seen On TV' items, but this was the worst one yet. They are nothing more than a piece of thin felt. After washing our car, we used them to dry it and it left so many fuzzies on the car we had to wash it again. A dish towel works much better. Don't waste the $15 like I did. I wish I could stuff these towels in Billy Mays' ugly face!"
-- B. Nichols on Amazon
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