http://www.viewpoints.com/aboutme/bathory4 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:55:09 GMT Reviews by bathory4 http://www.viewpoints.com/Kenmore-Progressive-with-Direct-Drive-review-c8453 <p> </p>&#13; <p>I'm a man. I hate cleaning and if it weren't for the social embarrassment I probably would never do it. Just stating facts so far. So about a year ago my tiny piece of crap vacuum(which I'd had roughly as far back as my memory goes) died and I was forced to buy a new one. So like any good capitalist citizen I headed to a giant box store. There I encountered several pimple faced teenagers who for the most part were not sentient. Ahhhh. I digress. They had trouble pointing to anything but a $500 canary yellow automated robot that I was disappointed to discover could not actually do anything you'd expect a robot to handle with relative ease. No laser beams, no teleportation, nothing. All in all a letdown. So using the miracle of the internet I found a small locally owned store with a man who despite what I'm quite sure is classic paranoid schizophrenia was unbelievably well versed in the nuances of the modern day vacuum cleaners for domicile use. He was quite fascinating and he allowed...</p>... Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:55:09 GMT http://www.viewpoints.com/Kenmore-Progressive-with-Direct-Drive-review-c8453 bathory4 4