Reviews by Turd-Ferg

Turd-Ferg says "Quit Trying To Lick The Clouds, This Is What Heaven Tastes Like!" about Frappio - Light Latte Coffee + Energy

Turd-Ferg — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:29:57 GMT

Oh how I heart my iced coffees. But, Starbuck's at $2.29 a bottle is just stupid. Isn't it coffee and milk? ANyways, I found the yummiest latte energy drink and it is a LIGHT as well!! It's called Frappio - Light Latte Coffee + Energy. It has 60 calories per serving (2/can), 2.5 g of fat, 13g carbs, and 4 g sugar.

It has all the creamy coffee goodness of a Starbucks. I found this at a Big Lots store, and after I drank it, I cleaned out the 3 Big Lots in my area. I mean really, at $.60 a can, how could you pass that up?!?

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Turd-Ferg says "I've Shopped. Are You GOing To Let Me Check Out?" about Hot Topic On-Line Store

Turd-Ferg — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:16:06 GMT

I like Hot Topic. It has some really neato clothes, but wickedly over priced. SO, when I get the emails telling me that the clearence section is at 50% off, I gets to shopping. When I hav stuffed my cart with all my treasures, it will never let me check out on line. There is always a 'Shipping address error' message that pops up. I have no idea why. But, I always have to call them up and order over the phone. And their site loads very slow. Like dial up slow. At least for me.

This is just a review of the online shopping. Other than the gripes above, their products show up with in 4 days of ordering.

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Turd-Ferg says "Raise Your Hands In The Air & Wave Them Like You Just Don't Care" about Certain Dri Antiperspirant Roll On for Excessive Perspiration

Turd-Ferg — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:05:30 GMT

Are you a big sweat mess during the summer months? Do you suffer from 'pit stains'? Well, suffer no more!! Keep your pits like the desert with Certain Dri Anti-Perspirant. You apply the product after a shower before you go to bed and that's it. Used it 3 nights in a row, and then about once a week after that, and no more sticky pits. ...

Turd-Ferg says "Soap Scum Shower Curtain No More!!" about Greased Lightning Multi-Purposed Cleaner & Degreaser

Turd-Ferg — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:57:35 GMT

Here's the deal. We found this shower cuirtain years ago with a design printed on it. We love it and have yet to find another one like it since. It gets covered in soap scum and hard water spots, as shower curtains do. We have tried numerous products to clean the above mentined ickkiness off, and nothing really got the job done. They would remove some of it, but it never really looked brand new again. Low and behold, I picked up a spray bottle of Greased Lightning Multi-Purposed Cleaner & Degreaser at the Dollar Store of all places and tried it. It removed all of the nastiness with minimal scrubbing. Spray the curtain down, let it sit for about 10 minutes and used a scrubbie over the whole thing and it was sparkling once again. Plus, it cleaned the bathtub better than a abrasive powder. It's cheap, ($2 per bottle) and a gift from the heavens!!...

Turd-Ferg says "FInally, a sun screen that doesn't encase you in oil!" about Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch SunScreen

Turd-Ferg — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:48:31 GMT

I have finally found heaven in a tube. Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sun Screen is the best thing I have found to prevent my pastey whiteness being tarninshed with a tan. It claims to be non-greasy, and sure enough, it is. When you put it on, it soaks right into your skin and does not leave that slimey sun screen feeling. You know, that same feeling that makes you sweat like a hog when it is 95 degrees out. I was outside all day at a concert and applies the products 2 times and today I have no farmer tan lines. SO the SPF of 55 works like a charm. ...