Puke on someone else!

Would you rather play tennis or volleyball?

I suck at everything, but I think I would have more fun playing tennis.

Would you rather attend a seminar for a free timeshare vacation, or not go on vacation?

Free timeshare, why not I've never did it.

Would you rather spend an evening with your significant other's family or get hit by a car?

significant other's family.  They don't like me so it would be a blast.  LOL

Would you rather have electroshock therapy by force or drink urine?

electro might be fun!

rather chew snails, or wash your face in skunk spray?

Snails-- I am assuming that they are cooked in garlic butter...

Would you rather suffer through 30 seconds of water boarding, or a month of watching Jerry Springer non stop.

30 seconds of water boarding.  Allow me to express my horror at the santioned use of this torture technique for the record.  But seriously, they should consider insitituting your idea of non-stop Jerry Springer...might be OK'd by the Geneva Convention and significantly more effective!

Would you rather wear shoes that are uncomfortable and make your feet hurt but look great or wear comfortable shoes that look frumpy.

Frumpy shoes. Had enough of the uncomfortable ones to last me a lifetime.

Would you rather be robbed of your late Grandmothers quilt you inherited or be robbed of $10,000?

Being a guy, I am far more practical than most, so I would rather wear frumpy-looking shoes that feel good than fine-lookin' ones that hurt my feet.

Would you rather write about what you liked for free (or little pay) or have to write about stuff you were not keen on for better pay?

Oh boy, I get to answer two.

Take the quilt! Material things don't matter much to me.

The other question is tougher. I usually write about what I like for free. But it might help my 'creative writing' if I wrote about things I didn't really like (and the money wouldn't hurt!)

Would you rather use Twitter or Facebook?

I never tried either one.

Would you rather strawberry or cherry?

Being a very wordy individual, I tend to use Facebook more than I do Twitter, even though I have accounts in both sites.

Okay, would you rather spend the holidays in a South American country or in an African one?

South American and cross my fingers I don't kidnapped for ransom :)

Would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner without turkey or without dessert?

Without turkey, I MUST have my dessert!

Would you rather baked turkey or fried turkey?

Ohhh, fried turkey.  They are so moist and I love crispy skin :)

Would you rather have a vegetarian meal that tasted pretty good, or a non-vegetarian meal that was just okay?

Vegetarian, as long as it tastes good!

Would you rather donate blood or time?

I would love to donate , but they can't take mine anymore since I had malignant melanoma.  So, if I could.

Would you rather do all your holiday shopping at once to get it over with or spread it out over a couple weeks?

Spread it out.

Would you rather shop at Wal-Mart or a dollar store?

WITH ALL THESE ANSWERS I'M AMAZED; THIS IS A REAL BOARD GAME AND NOBODY MENTIONED IT.  I HAD IT AND GAVE IT TO MY SISTER.

   I WOULD RATHER SHOP AT WALMART.

   Would you rather POST ALL CAPITALS OR

all lower case for a 5,000 word article?

All caps is too hard on the eyes.

Would you rather have popcorn or candy while watching a movie?

Both =)

Would you rather drive a Suburban or Smart Car?

Suburban.  I'm eco-friendly, but I like a tough car!

Would you rather get to drive on a professional race track for a day or be a water /boy for your professional football team for a day?

Professional race track for a day...I have to be in control!

Would you rather donate to Toys for Tots or Salvation Army around the holidays?

Toys for Tots

Would you rather be broke and have everything you want or save money?

Broke!  What good is money if you can't spend it!

Would you rather lose all of your photo albums or your laptop that has a ton of info on it?

Someone I didnt know because there is a 50% chance they could help. Better then me alone which i know is a )% chance.

Would you rather have all the power in the world but no friend or no power at all but lots of friends?

this2- photo albums

sporty- no power

If you could go back and change the past, would you rather change it or leave it as it is?

Leave it as it is.

Would you rather do your own deck staining and sealing treatment OR hire someone to do the job?

I would SO hire someone! I would rather hire people to do everything actually. lol. But staining a deck? I would ruin it and it would cost more to undo the damage I did than to just have someone who knows how to do it, do it.

Would you rather switch places for a month with Kate Gosselen or Octomom?

Kate.  Her kids are older and more self-sufficient.

Would you rather go on a one week vacation once a year or a three week vacation every two years?