I'd sing, "STOP in the name of love - before I break your heart...."   then I'd trip him and say, "HA!   told you I'd break your heart - you thought I didn't know the words!"    OK - not really - I'd probably paste myself against the wall and hope he would just get out of the way.  Yeah, I'm chicken like that.

What would you do if..... Your car had a flat tire on the way home from the grocery and you couldn't leave the car running for a/c because it would overheat?