I would go into their office, and say, "Hey guys!  Looks like you're getting a lot of work done here, what with all the chatting and laughing I've been hearing.  Anyway, I'd appreciate it if you'd save your little 'party' for after work, because some people, including me, actually care about their job and want to do some work once in a while. Thanks!" Ha ha, so sarcastic and rude!

What would you do if... you were standing in a long yet thin hallway, minding your own business, when a shirtless, creepy man starts running towards you at full speed?