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T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers

GigiandAdonai — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:29:58 GMT

Hukt on foniks workt for me!

Is that your face or did your butt throw up?

Sometimes I miss my wife but my aim's getting better.

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

They lied: Hard work has killed a lot of people.

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Eyerater — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:10:07 GMT

Not actually a T-shirt or bumber sticker, but a website theme line ( I can't remember which web site - so much for effectiveness):

"F-ing the ineffable" I'm still chuckling.

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Reviewer11 — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:13:55 GMT

LOL!!! How about "'Air Biscuits' are a leading cause of gas asphyxiation."

HA HAHA! **wipes tears away LOL!!!

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GigiandAdonai — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:07:59 GMT

T-shirt at Bike Week: The sentence is upside down and says, "If you can read this please pick me up and put me back on my bike."

My brother is a fan of the Big Dog t's and got me several at the Daytona Bike Week:

If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me.

I'd like to help you but I can't fix stupid.

BTW: I wear those shirts on casual day at the office. Someone once said that I'm so cute I can get by with that when others never could ;+) I feel special ;+)

We could make R11 or Chrissy a t-shirt that says, "Air Biscuits 'rise' to the occasion."

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Reviewer11 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:56:31 GMT

LOL, thanks! :D

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vivasuzi — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 02:47:53 GMT

I love that one Reviewer11 !!! I sometimes wish I had a button I could push that would pop up a sign that said something like back off, or something more creative :) I hate ppl who drive close!

I can't think of any right now, but I get those random gift magazines at times and see tons of shirts that make me laugh... anyone got one of those, go pull it out and post some of the funny ones :)

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Reviewer11 — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:06:12 GMT

I had a license plate made for my brother's car years ago and it said: "The closer you get, the slower I go." :P The guy who made it for me laughed.

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GigiandAdonai — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:21:05 GMT

The only thing wrong with the car is the loose nut between the steering wheel and the driver's seat.

Warning: In case of the rapture this vehicle will be vacated.

If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my butt!

T-shirt: In the beginning when the world was Young and Restless, the Lord said, "You are All MY Children. Let me be your Guiding Light and I will take you to Another World."

Bumper sticker on a mercedes: Face it! Even in your dreams I win!

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Meri — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:12:00 GMT

Horn Broken: Watch for Finger

Jesus is Coming: Look Busy!

Don't Steal: The Government doesn't like Competition

Gun Control is Using Both Hands

My 401K is now my 101K

If pro is the opposite of con- is progress the opposite of congress?

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Eyerater — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:25:31 GMT

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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jasyjen — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:39:34 GMT

On a meat company truck. "Nobody beats our meat." I laughed awhile over that one.

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MikeMaroon — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:00:04 GMT

How about a coffee cup?

"Homicide Division. Our day begins when yours ends."

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DUISparky — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:58:49 GMT

"I voted for Monica Lewenski's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife."

"Mind like a steel trap: Rusty and illegal in 37 states."

"I brake for cats! And if I miss, I back up."

"Get off my tail or I'll flick boogers on your windshield."

"Hey idiot! You're driving a car, not a phone booth!"

"If you ate pasta and antipasto would you still be hungry?"

"Dislexics of the world: Untie!"

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Eyerater — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:19:50 GMT

Some of the most creative humor in America shows up on t-shirts and bumper stickers.

One of my favorites is "Trust the Government? Ask and Indian."

How 'bout you? Seen any good ones lately?

Oh, yeah, "clean" good ones?