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jasyjen Jacksonville, NC posts: 367
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posted on August 11, 2009 at 02:23PM Inappropriate? Quote Reply

This is different than anything we've had on the discussion boards before. 

Pickup lines are so fun to laugh at, so I was thinking we couls list some of our favorites.  What is a pickup line you've either used, or have had used on you before? 

Here are a few of my favorites.  These were used on me many, MANY years ago.  :-)

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Your Dad must be a baker, cuz' you got great buns.

You wanna go to the party?  (What party? The party in my pants.   Ugh!!!!!!

posted on October 01, 2009 at 11:00AM
 

One guy came right out and asked me if I would date him, but the way he said it was really weird but cute.

"Date me...?"  but he said it like "date me...question mark?"

We went out on a date once but it didn't last. That was about 5 years ago and we're still good friends.

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posted on October 01, 2009 at 11:02AM
 
In response to jasyjen's post from August 11 2009 02:23PM

that s funny

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posted on October 08, 2009 at 09:11PM
 
In response to Bearluvr15's post from October 01 2009 11:00AM

I wonder if I could pull something like that off.  I'm too conservative and modest to try but there sure are a lot of guys out there that I would kill to go out with.  Why do the guys get to use all the good pick up lines?  No fair!!

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posted on October 15, 2009 at 06:44PM
 

Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

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posted on November 05, 2009 at 01:11AM
 
In response to GigiandAdonai's post from September 30 2009 11:18AM
GigiandAdonai said…

You are sooo bad ;+)  I knew you would get the air biscuits in here at some point.  Remind me to stay away from the guys in your area.  I don't want to get black soot all over my face ;+)

Remember last year at the virtual slumber party when MikeMaroon killed Santa with a big one ;+)  That evening turned lethal didn't it?


LOL!!

HAHAHAHAHA I remember! That was hilarious!

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