I have a great line, it is not particularly funny or bad...

"You are cute?  What is your name?"

For girls it is a HUGE icebreaker if you want to meet a guy.  They find it charming and even if they are not interested they will laugh and tell you their name....

BAD pickup lines? 

Hey baby, are you hungry?  How about some tube-steak smothered in underwear.

Seriously!

OH NO!!!!  The bad pickup line!  How the heck would that actually work on?  bwwwahahahahahaha....

"I'd love to take you to the bank -  because I wanna get you a'lone"  Geez, is this mike on, sigh!

Here's the worst one I ever heard...  "Nice legs. What time do they open?"

How about, "You must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all night!"

I hate this lame one: "Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here." and this one: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" and especially this one: "I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!"

Eyerollers!

MikeMaroon said…

Here's the worst one I ever heard...  "Nice legs. What time do they open?"

How about, "You must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all night!"

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BWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!  The first one is a friggin' riot!  I have never heard that before.  Maybe I have ugly legs?  LMAO--

This one actually make me laugh out loud.  Hadn't heard it before now.  :)

I'm getting a little (or a lot) too old for this.  However...many years ago I'd just ask, "Hey, wanna go do something on the dance floor?"

If the girl asked what, I'd say, "Dance of course.  Get your mind out of the gutter.  I'm not that kind of guy."

Okay, I always tell my friends this when I see a hunka hunka burning love: "I hope he knows CPR because he takes my breath away."

The following was really used on me one year at a singles New Year's Eve party.  It was a masquerade ball with a local church and I went to hang out with friends.  This guy dressed up as Elvis came up to me and said, "Hey, baby, you remind me of my first wife."  I, being the naive one said, "Really, how many times have you been married?" and he said, "None!"  Whoa!  Now if he was really good looking I would have fallen for him but I made like a banshi and ran.

And finally, my brother got in trouble for saying this one to a girl at school.  This was back before sexual harrassment at high school was a big deal.  I never would have known what he said but when my dad asked him why he had to return a call to the principal he said it was probably for something he said to a girl at school.  My daddy asked him what he said and my brother's reply: "Wanna go to a party?  Then climb up my leg and have a ball!"  Yeah, he got in trouble.

Climb up my leg and have a ball?  No way.  That is bad.

I remembered another that this guy in college used to say.  "Wanna take a three-hour tour of my ceiling?"

It's amazing what guys think are good opening remarks. What do you want for breakfast tomorrow? I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? And after the Bellamy Brothers released the song some guys thought you'd fall into their arms when they said "If I  said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?" Can you imagine? I was always a sucker for "Hi, my name is.........What's yours?

The most recent and incredibly terrible pickup line I've heard was "Do you belong to the Taliban? 'Cuz you 'da bomb!" Probably the worst pickup line I've heard, but I couldn't help but laugh because it was that random and somewhat amusing.

I had a friend who would dip his finger into his drink, touch the woman's shirt on her shoulder and his own shirt, he would then say "lets go to my place and get out of these wet clothes." It never worked.

I like the one from Seinfeld:

My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Would you like to go out sometime?

I also like the CYI where Larry David started to sit down next to an attractive woman at the doctor's office then took a seat one away and asked her "If I had sat down there it would have freaked you out, right?"  

Have we met?

You look lonely/sad, is everything ok?

If they carry cash they make sure they flash it in front of you then asks for date.

I feel like I've known you all my life.

Me and my girlfriend just seperated.

I don't usually do this but would you go out with me?

How can someone so beautiful, smart and funny end up with guys that have jusl sexual feelings for you?

Your lips look so kissable, do you mind if I kiss you?

You have the most beautiful eyes.

May we dance?

I never believed in love at first sight until you walked into the room.

I know we hardly know each other but would you go with me to.....

God must love you because you're like an angel to me.

If I were in a relationship like yours I'd break up with him and give me a chance.

Do you know how long I've waited to meet someone like you.?

You are the dream girl that I've always had.

You are the prettiest girl in here.

Would you want to go for a coffee/drink?

I have an extra ticket(purchased on purpoes) to whatever, would you like to go?

Sends roses to you at work asking if we can get together.

You are exactly what I've been looking for for so long.

You could easily be a model.

I can't keep my eyes off you.

Would you like a refill?

What's a girl like you doing in a place like here. You wanna go do something different?

I make over $3000.00 a week.

Marry me and this whole doublewide is yours!

You're not too bad lookin, good lookin. 

That's my car in your driveway. Got a name, lady?

rustaddsflavor said…

I like the one from Seinfeld:

My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Would you like to go out sometime?

I also like the CYI where Larry David started to sit down next to an attractive woman at the doctor's office then took a seat one away and asked her "If I had sat down there it would have freaked you out, right?"  

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My now husband used a line from Seinfeld too ask me to marry him.

you wanna get a pizza and have sex (no)  What? you dont like pizza?

I heard this one on TV, LOL! "Hey baby did you just break wind, because you are blowing me away."

LOL!!

i cannot laugh any harder..pleeeeze help !!! LOL

ApriBambino said…

i cannot laugh any harder..pleeeeze help !!! LOL

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LOL!! :D

Heard this somewhere....TV, a movie or something, always thought it was funny

"is that a cannolli  in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Sounds like some of the lines the old man used on Grumpy Old Men.  Remember him saying: "Hey, you wanna come over and sample my salami or my beefy bologna?  I got 'em all!"

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Actually had a girl toss me this one a while back. Made me laugh.

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."

RustAddsFlavor said:

"Marry me and this whole doublewide is yours!"

Reviewer11 Said:

"Hey baby did you just break wind, because you are blowing me away."

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I can't think of any right now but all ya'lls are hilarious~!

"Hey,babe, you're beautiful. Let's have a great honeymoon - and skip the wedding."

You are sooo bad ;+)  I knew you would get the air biscuits in here at some point.  Remind me to stay away from the guys in your area.  I don't want to get black soot all over my face ;+)

Remember last year at the virtual slumber party when MikeMaroon killed Santa with a big one ;+)  That evening turned lethal didn't it?

ROFL, this is a great thread! Nobody ever uses lines on me, maybe i'm off-putting! the worst thing a guy ever, ever said to me went like this:

I'm on the bus, in Orlando. On public transit because I was saving to buy a car. I'm sitting with my friend, near the back of the bus, and this guy moves from the front to sit near us. he turns around, looks at me, turns back to the front. three times. then he gets up again, and sits right next to me. he leans in real close and says "gimme yo digits." I burst out laughing. Then I noticed the look on his face, figured he may shoot me for the insult, and got kind of scared. So I made up an imaginary boyfriend and got off at the next stop. YIKES!

Tips for this poor man:

1. brush your teeth next time! holy crap!

2. coming on like a serial killer is so not the way to go!

3. it's called asking a girl out, not telling.

LOL ~ "gimme yo digits" ...I would have been yeah suuuuuuuurrrrrrrre buddy, ew~!  I agree with #1, #2, AND #3.

Today, I ALMOST got hit on at Walmart~!  ewwww...and even with my wedding band/ring on, just because I was alone, which is my preferable way to shop, even for bread and sugar.

This guy was so old & gross (not to offend, please don't take it that way anyone)....he never said a word, but the look on his face was just {sends shivers}.  He didn't need a pickup line.

I really had to watch to make sure he didn't follow me around the store.

And I think really, he was about my age LOL...which is why I never dated guys *my* age.  My husband is a few years younger than me, and really, he's too old for me LOL

Years ago I was out dancing with some of my friends. ( I was in my late teens) e  Some guy wouldn't leave me alone. He said I couldn't resist him and he would eventually win me over. Totally exasperated with the creep, I turned to him and said. "Ok. You win. I give up you. You're right. I can no longer resist you. You're really something else. You know that motel down the road? Well go ahead and get a room. If I'm not there in fifteen minutes ..... start without me."

The jerk was so excited he went bragging to his friends about it. They didn't believe him but his friend who had been beside him confirmed it. They cracked up laughing. One of them said, "Hey,man, she just told you to go f_ _ _ _ yourself. You better leave her alone now like we told you."

He left me alone after that.