^ won't mention rocky mountain oysters to her at this point

< pretends he doesn't know what hoghead cheese is or balut for that matter

V  won't even bother to look up balut and see what it might be.  (crunch.. crunch)

/\ also should not mention beef pizzle

< wouldn't eat balut or soft shelled crabs (yerg)

\/ will eat anything if fried or dipped in chocolate

/\ must sit outside my window while I eat

<-- only east sweets in the morning with coffee

\/  wants to fry something for me to eat

^ will eat the mystery meat I fry up... hope the gravel isn't noticed

< is watching a few hummingbirds just outside the window

V good thing you're as quick as a hummingbird (difficult target)

/\ must never have heard of stone (gravel) soup.

<-- not as quick as I used to be

\/ Is waiting patiently for the fried mystery meat to share with me.

^ Would share something fried, but since I'm gluten intolerant (batter), I'll let her have the whole thing! ;o)

<--- is seriously considering putting up the Christmas tree and decoration earlier than usual.

V is either eating dinner or watching DWTS.

^ is challenged by time and clocks

<early morning cinamon bagel and coffee while posting silliness here

V  thinks he/she just read something very profound...needs to get out more.

^ has delusions of grandeur

< is glad to get home and kick off her shoes

V has a shoe fetish. Wants to buy more!

/\   must be confused...

<----- has hives from an antibiotic allergy

V  is wishing it would snow

/\ must be thinking of someone else

<-- loves the sun and warmth

V Is getting sleepy

^ is trying to hyponotize me

< wishes she could just hibernate through the snow

V is a better hypnotic subject

^--you probably have me mixed up with someone else.  A hypnotic subject--not me.

< --is hoping the winter forecast for "more snow" than usual this year is wrong.  To be colder than previously is OK.

V  --is thinking snow would be fun.

/\ must know I've only seen snow less than 10 times in my life.

<-- wishes it would snow.

V is hoping for a white Christmas

/\ should move to Alaska

<-- likes snow, but only to look at

\/ can't wait to decorate for Christmas

/\ has the right idea about snow.

<-- always have a blanket nearby

V like to stay warm too

/\ is right, I'm always cold

<-- seen 1 white Christmas

V enjoys eating yellow snow

/\ is just a little bit disgusting

<-- has never eaten yellow snow

\/ should steer clear of /\

/\ is now afraid to eat anything cooked by /\

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< has two pupies who make a lot of yellow snow

\/ wants to talk about anything  but yellow snow

^ collects yellow snow makers

<is conjuring up grander illusions

V  likes to play fetch

^ it depends on what is being fetched

< is going to dinner for a mystery shop

V is dealing with a mystery themselves

/\ likes mysteries

<-- is hoping the hurricane will miss us

V is wondering what hurricane I'm talking about

^ hurricane, tornado... we're all hit by the storms of life.

< should log off and go to the gym

V never goes to a gym

^ is at the gym and not aware of the terrible things people are saying about this person is New Jersey....

< currently in a lower joint finger exercise work-out

V  is going to take this in a completely different direction now.

/\ should work out more

<-- is happy!

V has a case of the Mondays

^  has a case of the Sundays...which is not good since it is indeed Monday.

< was wondering how to price this case of Mondays and how much it weighs in case I want to send it to someone.

V  knows where the emergency exits are ...just in case.

/\ has never seen Office Space.

<-- LOVES the movie Office Space

V likes checking out the "back room" for movies

^   has a thing about a certain stapler just like that guy in the movie I supposedly have never seen  (uh huh).

< have explored secret basement rooms of rare movies

V  has never seen an original Milton cartoon and will have to google this to understand the connection.   

/\  has got me figured out!

<---- washed her windows today

V  is wishing it would rain

/\ finally got those windows clean

<-- wishes it would quit raining

V is going to bed early tonight

/\ must have seen me in my jammies at 6 p.m.

< is actually up later than I planned.

\/ is pulling an all nighter