There’s so much wrong with this sauce, it’s hard to begin. A noxious taste is still in my mouth, like a mud pie - but worse. I’d rather eat dirt than this stinky, synthetic blend of cheap ingredients. I’d rather drink oil (not car oil, more like olive oil which isn’t so bad…)

I bought it simply because I wanted to buy something really cheap to explore the most affordable options at my local supermarket, hoping to be surprised at what you can get for $1.79… and maybe combat the myth that...