We took a cruise to Bermuda for our honeymoon. Both of us were first-time cruisers and didn't know what to expect. Once we made it to the front of the line of cars, a very courteous porter took our bags for us and told us how to get to the nearby lot for long-term parking. As you would expect, it then takes some time to actually board the ship, but the process went as smoothly as a well-oiled machine. On the way up the gangplank was the first of what would be a long string of "opportunities to make your cruise special" - a photographer snapping a photo of everyone as they board the ship. Little...