Credit cards are so dumb. they get you all hooked on yea you need this card for everything. then we are going to kill you with our fees and our annual tag ons. what a bunch of crap.

well this card is different. we offer Cash back on everytime you use this card. Visa wants to give back to all the people they have let down. On top of all that I have said so far you will have no annual fees, which will help you in the long run with using Visa. We want to say we are sorry for our services in the past. this is our one time offer to you the American People.

Please this is not a joke. we want to do...