Puh-lease.

Looking over a bill I noticed that I had $100 in porn video charges.

Someone downloaded 2 of the porn videos minutes apart in the middle of the day.

They then downloaded 2 videos at a time none of us were even home. We were all at a basketball game.

Called Comcast to explain.

Here's what I got:

"It's your box. It comes through your box, so you pay for it."

I asked them how that could be when two of the videos supposedly were downloaded during the middle of the day when I was home alone with the kids. Why would I download a porn video in the middle of the day with my kids around?

And...