Ok so Coke used to have this thing called C2 back a few years ago.  Anyone? Anyone?  Well, they did.  I started drinking it because I was drinking a crap load of calories from just regular Coke each day.  The C2 took some getting used to, but it was leaps and bounds better than Diet Coke which I find absolutely repulsive.

So one day, C2 disappeared.  Then I saw Coke Zero.  At first, I was skeptical.  I bought some anyways and I thought it had a weird after taste and I could only drink it when eating something.  After about two weeks, I got used to it and now regular Coke tastes gross to...