I think whale crackers are the most magnificent snack in the entire universe, minus Pluto though.  They don't have whale crackers on Pluto.  Whale crackers are the bane of my existence.  I hate whale crackers.  Whale crackers are incredible.  Whale crackers are the solution to all of the world's problems, including the moldy smell that spews off clothing that was delayed being put in a dryer, moldy toast, soggly waffles, and trans fat free buttery spread.