About three years ago, my family and I celebrated my parents 50th wedding anniversary aboard Carnival Cruise Lines.  This was our first cruise and we were not prepared for the many adventures that lay ahead for us.  Our ship left port in Miami.  We were given a rush course on emergency evacuation before leaving port.  Once done, we were encouraged to explore the ship.  We decided to get a drink and unwind on the top deck.  As the ship left port, the party began. 

There was lots of eating, drinking and dancing.  The food was plentiful and, much to my surprise, very appetizing.  Most of...