The ferret is the perfect pet and here's why: — 1) They're small. — 2) They're quiet. — 3) They're easy to train. — 4) They're low maintenance. — 5) They're fun to watch. — 6) They're able to entertain themselves. — 7) They have small poop. — 8) They sleep A LOT. — — We have 2 ferrets. They're both housebroken, one more so than the other, but that's okay (see reason 7 above.) They don't require expensive toys. They're more than happy to play with any empty (or full) grocery bag, tissue box, sock, rug, etc. They make virtually no… read full review »