After sleeping on the same bed for 20 years I and my drop dead gorgeous wife knew it was time for a new bed. After both waking up for months with something aching we went to a local furniture store one Saturday in search of our new bed. After meeting the nice man with the million dollar suit at the door he ushered us in his lavish showroom. We lied in bed after bed. It was like a scene from little red riding hood. This one is too soft I would crow; this one is too hard my wife would coo and finally this one is just right. Alas bedding bliss as we lied atop the top of the line Tempur-Pedic. As I...