I tried on various sizes in both the yellow "fit" and the red "fit" - NEITHER was an acceptable fit.  The blue fit is not an option as the difference between my waist and hips is not that great.

So I ask...now what?  Lane Bryant took away any other choices we had - and even IF you are able to find a fit with the ridiculous new system, you had better like flare or bootcut 'cause that's all you get to choose from, and you had REALLY better like "stretch" denim (who came up with thinking THIS is flattering to big tummys and hips?!?!?) because there isn't a rigid denim jean in the line.  That is...