I'm a man. I hate cleaning and if it weren't for the social embarrassment I probably would never do it. Just stating facts so far. So about a year ago my tiny piece of crap vacuum(which I'd had roughly as far back as my memory goes) died and I was forced to buy a new one. So like any good capitalist citizen I headed to a giant box store. There I encountered several pimple faced teenagers who for the most part were not sentient. Ahhhh. I digress. They had trouble pointing to anything but a $500 canary yellow automated robot that I was disappointed to discover could not actually do anything...