Christmas shoppers beware of scrooge and the grinch. They will both be behind the returns counter at Target telling your loved ones they are stuck with a gift they do not want.

Additionally, your gift recipients will be treated like criminals, because if they weren't they'd have a receipt.

Still, I gave gifts last year from Target. The items were sold exclusively at Target, my relatives ask only to exchanged the new and unopenned items and were curtly brushed off.

Needless to say I won't be so friendly either. I will not be doing any shopping with Target this season. I usually don't give receipts...