I have a cat named Que Sera.  She is about a year old.  She is a love.  I also collect cats.  Cat figurines, glasswear, knick-knacks etc.  I think this qualifies me as a cat lover.  I just think they are so pretty.  So funny and mysterious.  Since I work ful time and Que Sera is often left alone, I switch on a TV to the Animal Planet and turn the volume down on my way out the door.  I don't think the cat watches this, mind you, but I feel better thinking I left her with entertainment.

 One evening when I came home, I sat petting Que Sera while absently watching whatever show that was...