Town House Bistro Corn Bread Crackers are... well, they're crackers! What can you say about crackers? They taste good, they're crisp, they're fine! With a little dollop of chili on them, like it shows on the package, they'd probably be great. They're a good cracker. But, they do NOT have "Fresh Baked Bread Taste" like the package says. "Bread"? They don't even taste like stale bread, much less fresh! They're not bread, they're crackers! They're just plain crackers. Good crackers, but just crackers.

Okay, so what inspired me to tell you folks about these good but not great crackers? The packaging...