This is a terrible movie. It is long and boring. Don't waste your time or money. I was excited about seeing a nice comedy, but within about 5 minutes I realized that I had made a very big mistake. The focus of the movie is three teens trying to find alcohol so that they have sex with their dream girls. Harry Potter and Star Wars could both happen if you believe anything in this film. It's a complete waste of time!
Super Bad describes it perfectly...Intensely Bad would be even better. This was the crudest, rudest movie I have put on in ages. And as you said, 5 minutes into it was more than enough. I am just happy it was on DVD and not in the theatre. It was out and back immediately.