2008 Writer
williampinn
Roseville, CA

I Have What Every Man Wants

5 star rating

diva-in-training
Pros

    Inexpensive, Lathers, and Rinses off nicely.

Cons
    Sometimes I hear voices.

FEB
16
2008
 
 

Hello there. I have what every man wants. When my man gives me a squeeze, he has no regrets. I caress every inch of his body when we take a shower together.

He really likes how I smell and how I feel. All he has to do is touch me and rub me all over-all over his skin. Let me introduce myself. I'm Suave For Men refreshing body wash.

I'm soft and soothing on his skin. Isn't that right, sugar?

My Take

Uh...uh...uh huh...

Suave For Men

I'm so blue when my man first squeezes me out of the bottle, but then he cheers me up when he starts rubbing me all over. I'm very gentle and mild on his skin.

A quarter-size amount of me is all he needs on his hands or a wash cloth. I like his hands. He has such nice hands. Do you like using your hands to rub me all over?

My Take

Uh...uh...yeah...I like using my hands.

Suave For Men

For you, baby, I come...I come in a shapely plastic 12 fluid ounce (355 ml) bottle that is easy to hold even when it's wet. My bottle also comes with a snap-open cap. Oh sugar, I have so much inside me to give to you. Here are my ingredients:

Water, Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Fragrance, PEG-10 Sunflower Glycerides, Polyquaternmium-10, Cocamide MEA, PEG-5 Cocamide, Propylene, Glycol, Benzophenone-4, Ammonium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylsothiazolinone. Etidronic Acid, Blue 1 (CI 42090), and Ext. Violet 2 (CI 60730)

I'm always available, and yes, I can be bought...at drugstore.com, amazon.com and Target stores.

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My Take

I picked up a bottle of this body wash at Target. I like the fact that when you squeeze it out of the bottle, it comes out thick rather than runny. It won't slip through your fingers before you can rub it on.

It has a nice pleasant smell and does lather on nicely. It's a nice alternative to just plain soap. It seems to moisturize my skin rather than leave it feeling dry. The scent could be described as a masculine scent. The price is reasonable too-around three bucks.

Time to rinse off.

Suave For Men

Oh NO! Not the rinse! I'm going down the drain! I feel like I've been used! Now I feel like a cheap bottle of body wash! Men are all the same. First they rub you, then they rinse you. Will the world ever change?

My Take

Well, I must say, this body wash does rinse off nicely and I do feel refreshed and invigorated. I especially love using this product after a hard sweaty workout with the weights or shooting hoops at the basketball court.

Normally, after a strenuous workout, blood in my body already flows to the surface of my skin-making me feel more youthful and energetic. This product seems to amplify that effect.

I use this body wash in lieu of shampoo, and, quite frankly, my bald spot does not look any worse. Women have also told me that my bald spot is shinier and has a more masculine scent.

I also like the fact that Suave guarantees my satisfaction. Here is their guarantee:

We guarantee your full satisfaction or we will replace or refund your purchase.

Even if Suave did not have such a terrific guarantee, at the very worst, if I was dissatisfied, I would only be out around three bucks. I understand that other body washes are more expensive, and aren't noticeably better than this product.

Suave For Men

Well, I'm disappointed that he rinsed me off, and then blew me off with a hair drier, but I suppose it's better to look at the situation philosophically: My bottle is half full-not half empty. He'll be back. After all, he can't resist me (giggle).

If you have comments or questions, you can contact their Customer Service:

www.suave.com
1-800-782-8301

Last edited on Feb 16, 2008



I_thumb_up Suave for Men Refreshing Body Wash is recommended by williampinn

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AlabasterBeauty wrote on Feb 25, 2009 at 9:30PM

Very funny! Can't say I've ever thought of what my soap is thinking as it gets washed down the drain. I'll try to be more sympathetic next time.

MellaView wrote on Apr 17, 2008 at 3:38PM

lol. Love it!!!! This has always been one of my favorites...

williampinn wrote on Mar 8, 2008 at 1:06AM

In response to MellaView's comment from Mar 7, 2008 at 8:23AM:

Well, girlfriend, it's true! I wasn't joking about the diva-in-training thing.

MellaView wrote on Mar 7, 2008 at 8:23AM

lollollol... Pinn, I loved the 'Im a Diva in training!' You're friggin hilarious!

williampinn wrote on Mar 2, 2008 at 5:11PM

In response to RudiXeno's comment from Mar 1, 2008 at 8:47AM:

Well if it isn't RudiXeno! Lookin' sharp, dude!

RudiXeno wrote on Mar 1, 2008 at 8:47AM

Nicely done Will. You haven't lost your touch. The Rating/GP thing? Consider it a work in progress.

Rudi

kid-kansas wrote on Feb 21, 2008 at 8:01PM

Great Review! Welcome to Viewpoints! Very nice to see such passion in a review! Ron

williampinn wrote on Feb 21, 2008 at 1:09PM

In response to CrystaBush's comment from Feb 21, 2008 at 12:03AM:

Thanks for reading and adding me as a friend. :-)

CrystaBush wrote on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:03AM

Omg....do we have a soft porn category now. :)

Funny stuff.....you made me laugh!!

williampinn wrote on Feb 19, 2008 at 2:28PM

In response to mrkstvns's comment from Feb 18, 2008 at 11:54AM:

Oh I'm satisfied. I just wish my Suave wasn't so jealous. lol. Thanx for reading.

mrkstvns wrote on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:54AM

I dig on Suave products. They do what theirs does for less than half the price. Gotta be satisfied with that!!

williampinn wrote on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:20AM

In response to Jo's comment from Feb 18, 2008 at 7:04AM:

Oh I see now. Thanx.

Jo wrote on Feb 18, 2008 at 7:04AM

In response to williampinn's comment from Feb 17, 2008 at 11:44PM:

Oh I get your ?. The RATING thing is new and we all hate it. It's less than an express review. In fact if you look at my Cover Girl Powder review you'll see what a RATING is. Essentially I just rated the product with how many stars I think it should get. No tags necessary and no text. Viewpoints is trying to come up with a new way to say this since rating doesn't seem to work to convey the idea of just "rating" a product. Hope this helps but just ask. Also there's a forum we started. Hop on over to

http://groups.msn.com/ViewpointsCommunityChat Jo

williampinn wrote on Feb 17, 2008 at 11:44PM

In response to Jo's comment from Feb 17, 2008 at 6:31PM:

I don't get it. You have many good points but one rating. Another reviewer has only nine reviews, fewer good points than you, but has nine ratings. So what is a rating?

Jo wrote on Feb 17, 2008 at 6:31PM

In response to williampinn's comment from Feb 16, 2008 at 10:54PM:

A rating is a good point. So if you look it was say X number of readers say Good Point. I rarely get more than 6 but we're going to find out how many outside people are reading our reviews so really the number of good points (You have 4) means very little and in fact many people will think your review is fantastic but for whatever reason not good point it. Jo

williampinn wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 10:55PM

In response to LaurieM's comment from Feb 16, 2008 at 9:52PM:

Thanks. I not only give you a review, I also give you a cliffhanger. LOL!

williampinn wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 10:54PM

In response to Jo's comment from Feb 16, 2008 at 9:04PM:

I don't know what a rating is. I saw you have one last time I checked. I looked under "Help" but found nada.

LaurieM wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 9:52PM

When I first started reading this review, I actually blushed .. then i realized that it was the body wash speaking. Hahaha! Guess it just shows where my mind is! Very creative and interesting. Another great review.

Jo wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 9:04PM

Why am I not surprised at how quickly you got the gist of things and don't worry if you have NO idea what a Good Point is! Jo

williampinn wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 7:37PM

In response to PattyTherre's comment from Feb 16, 2008 at 5:17PM:

No block button? Have you tried covering your eyes with ductape? Hehehe! Thanks for reading.

PattyTherre wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 5:17PM

I almost blocked you but forgot we don't have a block button. ;) Then I read the review again and actually laughed out loud. Keep 'em comin'! (The reviews that is).

williampinn wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 1:10PM

Thanks. I think I figured out the problem with hearing voices: I forgot to rinse out my ears.

Pinkfrogs wrote on Feb 16, 2008 at 12:23PM

Hands down (no pun intended), this is my favorite review. H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s stuff. I loved it. Now I think I'm hearing voices too.