If you've eaten Red Baron Pizza, you should understand why I titled this as so. I'll start off with their crust. I don't know what they do to it, whether it's blessed my some mystical shaman or something, but it's the best I've come across in any frozen pizza. Crispy; awesomely crispy, but not overdoing it. Then there's the cheese. Whatever bovine is making that business should be shakin' hooves with the president. It's gooey, and melts perfectly to combine with the equally awesome sauce to make this zesty, melty, smoothe concoction that pairs perfectly with that dang crispy crust. I just wish it was cheap as Orv's! As a college student, that's the only pizza I can usually afford. But it's definitely worth it for the money, I'll definitely take a Red Baron pizza if I can find that extra couple bucks lying around.