Playtex Wet Ones Flushable Cleansing Wipes Review

You know, why do we even need these types of products? Hygiene? What the hell is that?

WELL. Lemme tell you something. Today's kids are deeeees-gusting. I mean, I have babysat many children, and although they SEEEEEEEEEEEEEM clean, that is simply a lie. I swear. They don't clean their bums after number two and who actually can check up on that?

Well. With this item, today, right NOW you can. The company is now offering the boxes with little cameras so you can CHECK to make sure your children/nieces/nephews/homeless kids wandering inside your house while you're asleep/your husband are WIPING that little tush.

that's right, hunnnnn. No longer do you haave to bite down those gawwwgeous painted nails. Nope. nope. nope. Now you just hand these voice-activated, bum-soothing, even fruit-flavored wipes to little Tom, Jane or Sammy and VOILA you have now ensured that they are BEING HYGIENIC.

mwahahaha.