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MikeMaroon Chattanooga, TN posts: 557
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 01:13AM Inappropriate? Quote Reply
I'm a music NUT.  No. Really.  I listen to music all day, every chance I get. I'm listening to music RIGHT NOW.  Being "not right in the head" like I am, I really love off-beat songs with funny titles.  Stuff that so obviously was written just because they wanted to write it and not because they were looking for a hit.  Now, Cletus T. Judd and Weird Al songs are obvious choices, but, everyone knows those. (Although, as high-brow music goes, it's pretty hard to beat "Weasel Stomping Day" and "White and Nerdy").  What are your all-time favorite song titles, ones that make you smile or just laugh outright?  Two of my favorites are:

"Its Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long", by The Notorious Cherry Bombs.

AND

"Fryin' Bacon Nekkid" by Roger Alan Wade (or as some know it, "Lovin' You is Like Fryin' Bacon Nekkid".
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  • Jo
  • Plymouth, MA
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 01:20PM
 
Well I probably have a million but the first word I thought of I'll go with. It's not funny - it's real - Imagine.
  • Meri
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 02:47PM
 
I don't like the songs but the titles are wierd enough to mention:

" I Hope My Kids Like Marilyn Manson" by The Gas Giants

Ray Stevens- "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving, Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills".

Don't know who sang it but "Dropkick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life"
  • MikeMaroon
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 03:58PM
 
In response to Meri's post from August 31 2008 02:47PM
Meri said…
I don't like the songs but the titles are wierd enough to mention:

" I Hope My Kids Like Marilyn Manson" by The Gas Giants

Ray Stevens- "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving, Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills".

Don't know who sang it but "Dropkick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life"
Believe it or not, that last song was written and recorded by Kris Kristofferson. Love me some Ray Stevens!! "Ahab the Arab", "Gitarzan", "The Streak".
  • CyndiA
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 05:00PM
 

"Kissing you good bye" - Waylon Jennings

It's not so funny unless you read it. The main line is, "Get your tongue out of my mouth. I'm kissing you good bye."

  • AnnaBanana
  • Oak Park, IL
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 06:38PM
 

Here is one that Louis Armstrong used to perform back in the 1920's. 

"I'm a Ding-Dong Daddy from Duma, and You Ought To See Me Do Ma'h Stuff!" 

For years, people thought I was making this up even though there it was, on one of the records in my classic collection of Louis Armstrong hits.  Then one night on the Tonight Show, a young lady stood up and challenged the band to play "Ding Dong Daddy" and sure enough, they were able to play it and she was able to sing it!

So THERE, all you doubters and scoffers and people who thought I dreamed it!

 

 

  • LoveisJoy
  • Chicagoland, IL
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posted on August 31, 2008 at 06:58PM
 
In response to MikeMaroon's post from August 31 2008 01:13AM
"My Ding-a-Ling" by Chuck Berry (I think).  I was a kid when it came out and I thought the title was hilarious. 
  • PattyTherre
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posted on September 01, 2008 at 12:47PM
 
"I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine" by Poison is a good one. It makes me laugh because I truly believe there are men out there who feel that way about some women.

And I love "I Wanna Talk About Me" because...who doesn't? Toby Keith just said it out loud.
  • Fardreamer
  • Miami, FL
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posted on September 01, 2008 at 02:24PM
 
In response to PattyTherre's post from September 01 2008 12:47PM
PattyTherre said…
"I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine" by Poison is a good one. It makes me laugh because I truly believe there are men out there who feel that way about some women.
.

Yikes!  I am certainly not, repeat NOT one of those men who feel that way about women,

As for favorite song titles, I guess if it's for the title alone and not the song it would have to be "Que Sera, Sera."  That should be my mantra.

  • PattyTherre
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posted on September 01, 2008 at 03:06PM
 
In response to Fardreamer's post from September 01 2008 02:24PM
Fardreamer said…
PattyTherre said…
"I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine" by Poison is a good one. It makes me laugh because I truly believe there are men out there who feel that way about some women.
.

Yikes!  I am certainly not, repeat NOT one of those men who feel that way about women,

As for favorite song titles, I guess if it's for the title alone and not the song it would have to be "Que Sera, Sera."  That should be my mantra.

If we're talking about mantras. Billy Joels' "Pressure" or men at Work's "Who Could it Be Now" would be mine.  I'm not good with pressure and some say I'm a tad paranoid.  After all, I totally relate to Flagpole Sitta: "Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me." Heh.
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  • nedenhunter
  • Greenville, NC
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posted on November 23, 2008 at 10:21PM
 

"Caught Me Spanking It" by Stephen Lynch

Richard Cheese is also a pretty funny singer, he takes all types of top hits and puts a Lounge style of music to it. I recommend his rendition of "Down with the Sickness"

  • primroseburrows
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posted on February 28, 2009 at 11:31AM
 
'Drop-Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalpost of Life'. Also 'I Get Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In Bed While I Cry Over You'.  Yes, these are actual songs.
  • gitbean
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posted on March 10, 2009 at 06:04PM
 
WOW Mike!!!!!! MAN did my brain freeze on this one!! I settled on Pasttime Paridise by Stevie Wonder....it was hard but that's my final answer (yeah reight...LOL)!
  • bkovacs
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posted on March 11, 2009 at 01:24PM
 

John Prine has a song called Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard. Really. And Jimmy Buffet has My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus. Pretty good song, actually.

I came up with a title a few years ago but never wrote a song for it. Maybe one of you clever people can figure out some lyrics for this title:

If I'm Your Number One, Why Do You Treat Me Like Number Two?

--Bob

  • njchicaa
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posted on March 11, 2009 at 05:09PM
 
I like "All My Exes Live In Texas".
  • AnnaBanana
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posted on March 28, 2009 at 08:43AM
 

Do you ever get a song from a commercial or television show stuck in your inner ear and it keeps bobbing up at unexpected times?  For a while, I would sometimes catch myself belting out  "Viva, VIAGRA!...."   Thank God, this was eventually replaced with another favorite, this one from The Sopranos, "Woke Up This Morning, Got Myself a Gun!" which came to be especially problematic because I eventually came to know almost all the lyrics to it!

 

 

  • cajunlady0
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posted on April 12, 2009 at 02:04AM
 

If you have never listened to "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife" by Jimmy Soul, you just got to!  It is an oldie, but it is GREAT!!!    It is funny, has a great beat, and will have you singing it too ............long after the song is over.   You just gotta hear it!! 

  • KyleWalker
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posted on April 29, 2009 at 06:27PM
 

umm.. i guess it'll have to b "Growinging old is getting old" by Silversun Pickups

  • AlabasterBeauty
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posted on May 12, 2009 at 03:46PM
 
In response to cajunlady0's post from April 12 2009 02:04AM
cajunlady0 said…

If you have never listened to "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife" by Jimmy Soul, you just got to!  It is an oldie, but it is GREAT!!!    It is funny, has a great beat, and will have you singing it too ............long after the song is over.   You just gotta hear it!! 

"Hey man, I saw yo wife the other day....and she's UGLYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

ROFL!  I love that song!

  • Fardreamer
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posted on May 25, 2009 at 11:43AM
 
In response to MikeMaroon's post from August 31 2008 01:13AM

Though I, too, like comedy songs and parodies along the lines of "Weird Al" Yankovich's "Eat It" and "The Saga Begins", I can't think of any really favorite funny song titles which are favorites. ("Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" is clever but not a fave.)

So right now, because I'm a rank sentimentalist, I'll go with the duo of "As Time Goes By" and "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes."

  • OldHippie
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posted on June 26, 2009 at 10:01PM
 

"You Ain't No Street Walker Mama, Honey But I Do Love They Way You Strut Your Stuff" - Taj Mahal from the album The Real Thing.  Top that one MikeMaroon !
 

  • OldHippie
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posted on June 26, 2009 at 10:03PM
 
In response to LoveisJoy's post from August 31 2008 06:58PM

LoveisJoy said…
"My Ding-a-Ling" by Chuck Berry (I think).  I was a kid when it came out and I thought the title was hilarious. 

That was THE ONLY number one hit Chuck Berry had.  Fact!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Ding-a-Ling
  • MikeMaroon
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posted on June 28, 2009 at 10:53PM
 

I don't know if it "tops" anything but, how about The Only Thing That Looks Good On You Is Me- Bryan Adams?

  • GrandmawsOpinion
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posted on July 05, 2009 at 08:25PM
 

LOL I just heard this one today, God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy, by Billy Currington

  • MikeMaroon
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posted on July 05, 2009 at 11:48PM
 
In response to GrandmawsOpinion's post from July 05 2009 08:25PM
GrandmawsOpinion said…

LOL I just heard this one today, God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy, by Billy Currington

That's a Number 1 country song and pretty good, by the way.  Sounds like Billy is channeling Merle Haggard on this one!

  • GrandmawsOpinion
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posted on July 08, 2009 at 05:03PM
 
In response to MikeMaroon's post from July 05 2009 11:48PM
MikeMaroon said…
GrandmawsOpinion said…

LOL I just heard this one today, God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy, by Billy Currington

That's a Number 1 country song and pretty good, by the way.  Sounds like Billy is channeling Merle Haggard on this one!

Aw Mike now you're talkin' . . .  I love Merle Haggard & Waylon Jennings and I just remembered another song by Johnny Cash called, Committed to Parkview,  it's disturbingly amusing!

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  • gaelforce
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posted on September 05, 2009 at 08:32PM
 

Thank God & Greydound She's Gone. Two more really good ones are Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post of Life & All My Exes Live In Texas. It's nice when you can find some humor in Country Music.

  • GreatMartin
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posted on September 05, 2009 at 09:15PM
 
In response to MikeMaroon's post from August 31 2008 01:13AM

How does one pick ONE song???? :O) How do I choose between The Look Of Love, Love Is A Many Splendored Thing, Dancing In The Dark, Something Cool or any song sung by Billie Holiday, Morgana King, Ella, Sarah, Streisand, etc., etc.!

 

  • PattyTherre
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posted on September 05, 2009 at 09:18PM
 

Toby Keith's "I Ain't As Good as I Once Was (But I'm as Good Once as I As Ever Was) kind of sums up my life these days. Love the title and the song.

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  • PhyllisSDukes
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posted on September 06, 2009 at 08:56AM
 

"Till" it is so old now I don't even know who sung it. It was the late "50 or early "60. If anyone remembers this song please let me know the artist. 

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  • PhyllisSDukes
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posted on September 06, 2009 at 09:04AM
 
In response to GrandmawsOpinion's post from July 05 2009 08:25PM

God is Great Beer is Good and People are Crazy  I just Love it Love it Love it

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