Keebler - Town House Bistro Corn Bread Crackers Review

Town House Bistro Corn Bread Crackers are... well, they're crackers! What can you say about crackers? They taste good, they're crisp, they're fine! With a little dollop of chili on them, like it shows on the package, they'd probably be great. They're a good cracker. But, they do NOT have "Fresh Baked Bread Taste" like the package says. "Bread"? They don't even taste like stale bread, much less fresh! They're not bread, they're crackers! They're just plain crackers. Good crackers, but just crackers.

Okay, so what inspired me to tell you folks about these good but not great crackers? The packaging is amazing! The box is about the size of any cracker box, so you'd expect it to have about as many crackers as any other cracker box. But... inside, there are 2 fancy little plastic trays, and each little tray is divided into two little compartments, and each little compartment holds... 9 crackers. So, count 'em up, and this box holds a grand total of 36 crackers!

I'd like to think the Keebler folks think their crackers are so delicate and valuable that they need the protection of the little plastic trays, but I think we all know they filled that box with plastic and air instead of crackers just so they could make more money off of each box. Too bad, because they are pretty good. But they're not that good!