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RudiXeno
Boca Raton, FL

Sex, The Suddenly Single Guy and the Futura Pressure Cooker

5 star rating

a romantic cook, a fan of Rachael, a lover of bold, rich sauces, a serious cook, an adventurous cook, at home in the kitchen
Pros

    Large capacity, Anodized aluminum, Cooks faster than a microwave, infuses flavors, safe enough for a bachelor, a thing of physical beauty

Cons
    it doesn't clean itself, hand wash only

JUN
7
2007

That got your attention didn't it? Well don't worry, it's not just a hook. I can in fact connect the dots for you.

So, the last time we heard from the "suddenly single guy" he (I) was mastering the art of creating pleasing tastes and aromas with his (my) Rival 6 Qt. Slow Cooker.  I was also crying a lot.

Well, months have gone by and being "suddenly single" was becoming okay.  At least I wasn't crying as much.  My teenage daughters would pop over a few times a week and I actually found myself smiling a lot more.

I also had  lot more time to go through all the great household goods given to me by my friends Dick and Donna.  Oh, I never explained about them did I?  Dick had been the CEO of a large household goods chain and companies flooded him and Donna with samples of their products.  When I moved out and into my own place with little more than my shoe trees, there were Dick and Donna with a freight pallet full of all the things they thought I might need.  It's good to have friends like Dick and Donna.

So, one day while picking through all the boxes on the pallet I came across the Futura 5L Pressure Cooker. "Now what in the world am I going to do with this?" I thought.  But still, it was strikingly beautiful (Can you see the graphic?)  I mean it's almost sensual.  I read the cookbook.  I was impressed.

Pressure Cookers

Familiar?  In a nutshell pressure cookers cook by combining heat, liquid and tremendous pressure.  This allows them to cook amazingly quickly and they totally infuse the flavors of all the ingredients.  This really caught my imagination.  How quick is quick?  How about 46% faster than a microwave?  That's quick!  And, who actually cooks in a microwave?

The Futura 5L Pressure Cooker

Futura took that klugey looking device our grandmothers may have used and gave it some sex appeal.  Sleek in design, constructed of hard anodized aluminum and completely safety engineered it begs to be used.  My first creation using it?  Paella. Yup, and every bit as flavorfull as anything you might have had in Spain.  How long did it take start to finish?  About 30 minutes from fridge to table.  Keep in mind also that this was back when Rachael Ray was probably sneaking cigarettes in-between classes.

You'll find no shortage of books stuffed with pressure cooker recipes in your local bookshop or library.  And, the web is full of them.

But sex Rudi, you promised us sex

Okay, okay.  As my proficiency with cookware and specifically my Futura Pressure Cooker increased I was emboldened to sign up for cooking classes sponsored by a local market in Westport, CT.  I met some wonderful women at those classes.  And in time I found myself more and more comfortable asking "Dinner at my place Friday?  I'm making Paella."  The rest is history.  In the words of someone who became a very close friend, "There's something so sexy about a man who is comfortable in the kitchen."  Of course soft candle light and Barry White have their places too.

Tips not mentioned in any cookbook

A spare oversized shirt, a bathrobe, an extra tooth brush and some decent shampoo and conditioner are good to keep on hand because you never know.  Do I need to mention clean sheets?  Oh right, I'm talking to guys here. Don't forget clean sheets!

And finally

Whether you're a "suddenly single guy" trying to work his way back into the world or just an adventurous cook who'd like to make some truly fine meals in a minimum of time, the Futura 5L Pressure Cooker has a place in your kitchen.  I highly recommend it.

Mrs. Xeno's take on all this?  Let's just say she has a real appetite for paella.

Now go and cook something good tonight.

Regards,

Rudi

 



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DKParm wrote on Aug 17, 2009 at 10:46AM

OK. I'm not even in the market for a Hawkins Future 5 Liter Pressure Cooker, but Rudi's 'headline' caught my eye, and I followed the link to his complete review. I would buy this thing if I were in the market, but I would also look for books or articles written by this guy. Very cute review and could be used for his portfolio. Go Rudi!

vvskgn wrote on Nov 20, 2007 at 4:14PM

Great! Its high time people start to know the value of Pressure cookers. Its ridiculous to spend so much time and energy on recipes which can be done in minutes and tastier in a pressure cooker. Against the popluar notion the nutrients are not lost. Its all intact. One more point, no fear of undercooked or raw stuff anymore!

njchicaa wrote on Jul 26, 2007 at 12:01AM

and here I was feeling all bad for you thinking that you were getting divorced.

Tease.

TheBard wrote on Jul 20, 2007 at 2:43PM

Cute Rudi, the tag line did catch my attention, but as usual your excellnet review delivered the goods!

~The Bard~

RudiXeno wrote on Jun 12, 2007 at 5:45AM

Thanks Russ. Yeah, it is a looker isn't it? No, no more clackety- clack. More like a Tim Allen grunt.

LibbyMcMillan wrote on Jun 11, 2007 at 9:54PM

What a tasty review . . . I'll have seconds, please.

Russ wrote on Jun 11, 2007 at 3:37PM

Excellent review. And one good looking pressure cooker. Does it still make the clakety-clakety noise my mom's used to make?

Jolie wrote on Jun 11, 2007 at 10:23AM

Congrats on your review being the top listed for the week. :) p.s. A compliment has a thumbs up in it....

RudiXeno wrote on Jun 8, 2007 at 2:28PM

Thanks jo. That'll be great. I'll look forward to it.
Rudi

Jo wrote on Jun 8, 2007 at 10:48AM

Loved the pressure cooker review. BTW when I'm in Hillsboro Beach (September I think) I'll let you know. jo

RudiXeno wrote on Jun 8, 2007 at 4:43AM

Thank you Jolie, I'll take that as a compliment. Or was it a comment? I get so confused. Paella? LOL

Jolie wrote on Jun 7, 2007 at 10:53PM

You're saucy Rudi.

LaurieM wrote on Jun 7, 2007 at 8:00PM

Great review! Entertaining and informative as usual. You sure do know how to make a pressure cooker sound sexy! LOL