Corona Review

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mrkstvns
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AVOID Corona!, tastes horrible, yucky, detested by smart people, Terrible party beverage

MAY

2008

I've always heard that when you go to Mexico, you shouldn't drink the water. And since Corona is so damn bland, watery, thin and light, I just figure you shouldn't go near the stuff with a 10-foot pole, after all, it IS "fuckin' close to water".

You might think that's exaggeration, or you might have actually suffered through a Corona or two yourself. If so, you have my pity. It is some NASTY stuff. The aroma is nothing at all, the flavor is undectable, it's so scant and fleeting, and the appearance....well, it reminds me of a newborn baby coming down with jaundice, it's so unappetizingly sick looking.

Just say "no" to bad, bland beers. Just say "NO WAY, JOSE!" to Corona!!

Corona is not recommended by mrkstvns

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steve9631 wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 10:22PM

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Funny. Not being a beer drinker, except in extreme heat, Corona is one of the only beers I like, but I'm sure the equivilance to the water remark will be with me any time I have one from now on.

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