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MAY
29
2008
Coors Light —
I think Coors used to call this junk "The Silver Bullet" because you'd be begging somebody to shoot you rather than having to choke down this nasty, dull, bland, industrial by-product.I honestly think Coors Light might just be the WORST light beer sold in America. I mean really, the regular Coors was already just about the blandest, most insipid of America's badly brewed industrial mega beers...so what do you expect to get by watering it down? You sure aren't going to IMPROVE the stuff!!
I spend a lot of time in third world countries, and the "drinking water" in some of those places would scare the hell out of you. It looks like Coors Light...with just a faint, light yellow tinge of something funky and very, very bad dissolved in there. Maybe it's street runoff, maybe it's worse. I sure ain't drinkin' it though!!
The mouthfeel is bizarre. A little tingly, like a Topo Chico mineral water, but without as much malt flavor or hops kiss as the Topo Chico guys use.
Overall, Coors Light is nasty stuff that only people without taste buds drink. It's lifeless swill and the only reason I give it 1 star is because the site won't let my rating go down to a level that would accurately reflect the deep, dark abyss to which Coors Light sinks.
Avoid like the plague.
Last edited on Dec 11, 2009
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