Charter - Cable TV Review

I told myself before I wrote this that I would not use any bad words in describing my former television service provider.  Actually, I think I used every foul word possible while on the phone or online with Charter during the past 10 plus years, so perhaps I have exhausted them sufficiently to not add any colorful words in this review.

You might like Charter IF: 1) you're a masochist, 2) you appreciate the finer points of broken, unintelligible English, 3) you have a fondness shoddy accouting and fuzzy math, 4) you enjoy calls from 'collection agents' when your bill is 1 day past due, 5) "we only increased our rates by 16% this year" sounds like a bargain, 6) "Our install charges are free, but the fact that the installer had to enter your home but still do nothing means we'll charge you $89" seems to be a reasonable explaination, 7) ADD YOUR OWN HERE...

I can't stop being strangled by the MONOPOLY that is Charter because we do not have a viable high-speed cable internet alternative.  When I find one I will call Charter and gleefully exclaim "I am rid of you now!"

Yes, this is a biased review.  I apologize for my bad behaviour.