Bulleit Bourbon Review

This Bourbon rocks.  It totally beat Knob Creek in a blind taste test of my own devising.  Do not mix this with coke.  Ever.  If you do, I will personally hunt you down and strangle you.  In fact, don't mix it with anything apart from two or three cubes of ice.  If you want a whiskey and coke, go and find some Jim Beam, or Wild Turkey, or something.  Seriously.

Here's how to drink Bulleitt:
1. Put 2 or 3 ice cubes in a rocks glass.
2. Pour Bourbon over ice.
3. Swirl to en-colden.
4. Sip slowly, over at least 20 minutes.

The end.