Broksonic Television Review

This is my favorite possession next to my computer. Anti-television people will have to avert their eyes as I praise my Broksonic television. All you techies can keep your fifty-feet tall plasma HDTVs. I don't want to see an actor's pores. This is a basic, fourteen-inch color analog television with no bells and whistles. It does have closed-captioning and V-chip. I use the closed captioning because I am mildly hearing-impaired, but I have no need for the V-chip because I have no kids. The only person the television can corrupt is me. I have had the TV for years and have had no problems. The remote did have problems a few years ago so I have a universal remote now. My TV and I are concerned about the change to digital television in 2009, but we've been through bad shows and celebrity misbehavers together so we can weather this.