Bell's Two-Hearted Ale Beer Reviews

I'll start at the beginning. 

The first time I tried this beer, I saw it described on the (lovingly and meticulously put-together) beer menu thusly: "If I could drink only one beer for the rest of my life, this would be it."  A glowing endorsement, to be sure, and I decided to try one.  Thus began my love affair with The Best Beer Evar, Seriously Guys.

The first sip I tried left me with the not-overly-impressed thought, "Well, that's tasty."  I wasn't blown away like when I tried Duvel, wasn't overwhelmed with flavor like when I tried Framboise Lambic; I just thought it tasted like beer "should"...

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