Baby Discussions

The things children say

 
Start a
holliebug5 Park Hills, MO posts: 5
posted on September 24, 2009 at 07:09PM Inappropriate? Quote Reply

What the funniest thing your children have ever said?

2009 Advisor
posted on September 24, 2009 at 07:47PM
 

Mommy I don't want my baby brother any more put him back in your tummy!- Kai

he doesn't feel that way any more fortunately

2009 Advisor
posted on September 24, 2009 at 08:25PM
 

My daughter had a sore throat and I looked at it and said oh it is very red so she looked in the mirror and then turned to me and said...how did those meatballs get in there, I haven't eaten meatballs in a long time?! She thought her tonsills were meatballs!hehehe

2009 VIP
posted on September 24, 2009 at 10:33PM
 

Conversation with a bigger kid . . .

Me - "Why didn't you use Roman numerals in your outline."

Kid - "My keyboard doesn't have Roman numerals. I even checked the extra symbols. No Romans."

2009 VIP
posted on September 25, 2009 at 12:51AM
 

My son to the doctor: "Mommy choked me and my throat hurts."

Me to the doctor: "NO! I didn't choke him! I looked into his throat when he said it felt funny."

Him: "You choked me."

Me: "No, honey, I just looked into your throat. I didn't even touch your throat. i would never choke you."

Him to the doctor: "She choked me."

GAH! That was long ago so I can laugh. NOW.

2009 Advisor
posted on September 25, 2009 at 04:51AM
 

When my son was around 5-6, I would toss him the car keys right before we were going somewhere.   He'd say "HAHA mommy, I'm not the one who drives!"

2009 Advisor
posted on September 25, 2009 at 07:28AM
 

Around our home, we call body parts by their proper names and answer the kids' questions frankly. Calling a spade a spade, however, has both advantages and disadvantages.

My son was four years old at the time and we were at a checkout line in a grocery store. We were standing beside an obviously pregnant woman and my son says in a clear, loud voice "Is that woman's baby going to come out of her vagina?"...

2009 Advisor
posted on November 04, 2009 at 03:22PM
 

We were looking at baby photos and our four-year old stood up and said, "when I am grown up, I am going to grow a baby in my tummy, and I'm going to name her Bailey."

I had to leave the room to laugh. We're going to touch on that subject in a few years.

2009 Writer
posted on December 07, 2009 at 08:36AM
 

My niece beckoned to me to lean down so she could whisper a secret in my ear: "Buy milk for your house!".  I whispered back, "I already have milk at my house!", to which she whispered another "secret": "When that runs out, buy more!" lololol

Your Comment
 

Baby Discussions

displaying 29 of 29 discussions
displaying 1 to 29 of 29
Sticky sticky topic Locked locked topic New Posts new posts
Topic Author Views Replies Latest Post
D
The things children say
holliebug5 87 8
awareness »
D
Inducing labor....
mommybroadway 437 21
annawiggins6 »
D
how to train a baby to sleep better at night
MissSexyBack 135 13
lilsquibb »
D
Abortion
samanthac 1263 99
lilmisssunshine »
D
Freebies for Babies
Katrena 454 10
AngiBowman »

Start a New Discussion about Baby