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RudiXeno
Boca Raton, FL
Arbuckles' Ariosa Coffee: The Sioux Never Had a Chance
1 star rating

coffee lover, Homeowner, all-day coffee drinker, married
Pros

    probably won't kill you, will make you yearn for the Army

Cons
    lacks body, lacks taste, very weak

SEP
23
2009

Arbuckles Ariosa Coffee — 

Recently we received a package of Arbuckle's Ariosa Coffee as a prize from one Sweepstakes or another.  Being a big coffee drinker I was really interested in trying this previously unheard of coffee.

"The Coffee that Won the West"

Yes, that's what the package boasts.  I had to try it.  How could it be otherwise with a claim like that.

My Assessment

Okay, this isn't going to take very long.  Perhaps with the possible exception of the coffee I was forced to endure out in the field while I was in the Army, this is perhaps the worst, most insipid brew I have ever experienced.  Actually, let me partially recant.  Army coffee was better even if it left me with a nasty disposition.

This coffee is thin, lacking any body to speak of.  While I'm not a great fan of either Folger's or Maxwell House Classic Roasts I have to say that Arbuckles Ariosa Coffee measures up to neither.  And, don't even think of comparing it to either of the former brands Colombian or Dark Roasts.  It just doesn't compare.

My Viewpoint

So, if this was the coffee our early western settlers and our soldiers were drinking way back when, I'd guess they started their day in a really dark mood.  Is it any wonder why they wiped out the entire Sioux nation?

I'm hard pressed to think of a single reason why someone would drink, let alone voluntarily buy this swill.

Just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Rudi 

 

 



I_thumb_down Arbuckles Ariosa Coffee is not recommended by RudiXeno

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Fardreamer wrote on Sep 24, 2009 at 8:40PM

Wow. This..swill sounds even worse than the "java" made by Rigby Reardon in "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." Sorry it was so bad! Nice review, though!

GigiandAdonai wrote on Sep 23, 2009 at 11:11AM

I'm not a coffee drinker, maybe 2 or 3 cups during the dead of winter and that's it. I'm glad to have read this though so that I know not to give it to any of my friends/family that love coffee.